Obscurest Vinyl

I Glued My Balls to My Butthole Again

My Arms Are Just Fuckin' Stuck Like This

I’d Really Like To Get in Your Pants, Because I Just Shit in Mine

This Baptism Fucking Blows (Dunk the Kid Already)

It's Time To Take a Shit on the Company​’​s Dime

Rubbin' and a Tuggin' My Nips

It’s Time To Take a Shit on the Company’s Dime

My Arms Are Just Fuckin’ Stuck Like This

You Look like You Could Use a Fuckin’ Lamp

Rubbin’ and a Tuggin’ My Nips

Ain’t That a Kick in the Cunt

Daydreamin' (About Taking a Huge Dump, Then Getting up To Piss on the Dump To Cut It in Half)

Quit Jizzin’ in the Hot Tub (White Hot Rage)

You Look like You Could Use a Fuckin' Lamp

It’s Raining Bullshit

The Shadow of My Wiener

Hawk Tuah

Barkin’ up the Wrong Bitch

Fuckin' Dustin' off This Old Butthole

Beggin’ Like a Bitch

She Farted So Hard, She Died

Aloha, Cunts!

The Secrets Your Asshole Keeps

You’re Gonna Learn a Lesson in This Delicatessen

First Date Farts (Don't Shit, Don't Shit, Don't Shit)

Now I Gotta Set a Titty on Fire

You​’​re Gonna Learn a Lesson in This Delicatessen

Come Back, Baby (I​’​m a Friend of Your Father)

Fartin' In My Bedroom All Alone (Thank God It's Friday)

Cruisin' For a Contusion

All I Want for Christmas Is Glue

Old Dong, New Tricks

Boy, Am I Useless, Sitting Here Like a Fuckin’ Toddler

Dad's Dead Dog

Pullin' Out My Pubes (She Loves Me Not)

Baby, Just Shit on My Chest

Let Me Melt

On My Way to Blow the Guy Who Farted in My Sister’s Mouth

Move Over, Dipshits, I'm Here to Melt Some Pussy

Ram My Clam

Lost in the Corn Maze

Price Check Death Threat

Does Mrs. Claus Do That?

Pullin’ Out My Pubes (She Loves Me Not)

Nah, It’s Cool, You Can Just Diarrhea in the Ocean, and No One Even Cares

The Company’s Ugly Sweater Contest

Feedin' the Birds

Fartin’ In My Bedroom All Alone (Thank God It’s Friday)

You Can't Cancel The Fourth of July

Jackin' Off Mad Ghosts