Untraceable Records

I'm Throwing Whole Loaves at Ducks

Look at all the fucks I give

Ah fuck! I've gone and pissed myself!

You're fucked so don't worry

I hate you and I always piss in your tea

i've just had explosive diarrhea

I’ve got an itch on my butthole that I just can’t reach

I'm the guy that fucks up public toilets

A pocket full of feces

That mountain is too fucking high

Slap me with your dick

I've got the poop sweats

I love you, even though your farts smell particularly pungent

The Japanese are shooting water jets up their asses

Who needs roses? When you've got red flags!

I don't share my food so keep your fucking hands to yourself

A closet full of polyester (and human remains)

It was just a scratch (I'm not a public masturbator)

I've been thinking about that time you said hi to me

I saw the northern lights and they were in the shape of a big cock

Long Nipple Hair

My Cat Thinks You're a Cunt

I wouldn't dislike it if you were to pee on me

I'll clean your windows with my bucket of shit

Shitting in the shower

What an absolutely fuck ton of bullshit life is

Those Are My Fucking Sun Loungers!

Connected by our fart holes

Stop flushing, I want to see what you've made

Whispering sweet nothings into your gaping arsehole

Never too old to fuck up a swan

Kicking Pigeons Up The Ass

I love my open plan toilet

Time to move (5 Minutes every half hour)

Look inside my Shitter (Colonoscopy Harmony)

I gambled on a fart and lost

Jingle This You Bitch

I Shit Myself To Get Out Of Certain Situations

I may be soft, but I can still fingerbang

Chicken and Broccoli by The Swole Mates

Creamy Cum Pancakes

Why am I farting out eggs?

Men Moustache Together

I can't go swimming with my son, his dick is bigger than mine

I've just found out girls fart too

I've got you a pizza (that is topped with shit)

My Willy Touched The Toilet Water

Broken Sharted

Santa's got his big fat cock stuck in the chimney

Jingle my balls