The Totally Football Show with James Richardson

Jaw-dropping performances by Mane and Sane as Frank De Boer is shown the door

City off to a flyer in Feyenoord but Liverpool’s defensive problems become even more Sevilla

Sanchez in tears, Leicester in limbo, and Bilic and De Boer in the last chance saloon

The (transfer) window of discontent and your essential Champions League almanac

Harry Maguire’s formidable frame, Benitez v Bilic, and the Ederson shuffle

That Harry Kane team, that dreadful Palace record, and that incredible Peru kit

Man United looking menacing, ill-advised celebrations, and West Brom’s axis of evil

Ho-hum for England, hope for Scotland and humiliation for Italy

Goalkeeping gripes, defensive walls, and Spurs look to end their Wembley wobbles

Arsenal’s Diamond Eye, Sean Dyche’s protein fix, and requiem for Ronaldinho (and Phil Brown)

Irish hangovers, Chinese takeovers, and the king of crumbles

Bayern bin Ancelotti, Mamma Mia v Bohemian Rhapsody, and the Witches of the South

Arsenal’s new nadir, McTominay dominates, and the ballad of Royston Drenthe

Gratuitous backheels, Alexis’ arboreal artistry, and the remarkably unremarkable Ashley Barnes

A New Hope

Karma, mystery tours and the Lepers v the Scoundrels

Chelsea crash and Burn-ley as Huddersfield make their mark

xG, OGs and Cliff Richard’s greatest hits

Liverpool lose again, Mark Sampson sent packing, and big trouble in little Paris

Agüero’s goal-glut, Everton’s glass ceiling, and reassessing Arsenal's Köln-onic irritation

Everton’s non-holistic approach, the Hertfordshire Globetrotters and a derby for the ages

The Dutch demise, Hackney Wick v Clapton FC, and is the end of heading nigh?

Koeman and Everton consciously uncouple - is Bilic next for the chop?

The Mousa Dembélé appreciation society and Jesé’s hot breath on Charlie Adam’s neck

Stoke enter City’s seventh circle of swell

Hard hands, Pards goes deep and Old Trafford worms

Carlos the magician, the Phil Neville farrago, and Pep v Warnock at last

The Bull of War, the caretaker manager bounce and the darts at Frimley Green

City out of sight, West Ham win at last, and Arsenal off to Ostersunds

Conte on the rocks, cucumbers, and an ox on the brink of extinction

The best game of the year, FA Cup weekend and Mark Hughes hangs on

VARce, Arsenal’s atrophication, and the battle of the bottom

Shot-stoppers, fisticuffs and an apology to Depeche Mode (and Rod Fanni)

Swoops, swaps and resurgent Swans

Klopp clips City’s wings, an apology to David Moyes, and the greatest Asian player of all time

Xhaka Can’t as Arsenal are annihilated at Anfield and Mbappe to PSG

Liverpool in the goals, the FA in the dock and bad juju in West Brom

Arsenal fall in the Forest, Barcelona land Coutinho, and Team Conte v Team Mou

City sensational (again), Bilic sacked (at last) and Seagulls soar (of course)

Rifts, replays and robbery

Recency bias, Revel-ations and the Rooney contradiction

The return of Whispering Claude and friends forced to fight against each other

An ode to Pirlo, racketeering, and a big beautiful German man

FA cup levellers, Jurgen and Dave’s wild night out, and Middlefart memories

United’s best De Gea day yet, the World Cup draw, and Benevento’s last-minute miracle

The Moyes metamorphosis, an interesting man called Sven and dog walking in the Carpathian mountains

England's golden summer and fifty shades of Demarai Gray

Pulis P45-ed, narrative busters and Dulwich Hamlet’s Toilets Opposite Stand

Fragrant encounters, 90s icons and fax machines

Bristol City hit the big time, Clasico chat, Tom Ince v Saido Berahino, and the Doucouré imperative