The Sound That Ends Creation

Get Your Shirt Off... It's Pervert Time

Can I Be Aborted, Even Though I'm 29?

The Human Race Makes Mistakes, You're the Worst I've Seen So Far

Jivin' and Vibin'

Let's Do the French Revolution (In a video Game)

I Hate ICE, I Don't Even Put It In My Water

Just as You Have Planted Your Seed, I Will Plant My Seed in You

A Dead Rat Falling from the Ceiling onto a Table at Buffalo Wild Wings

Slurp'n Up That Ice Cream Baby

Obama Sent The Immigrants To Vaccinate Your Guns With Soy Milk

I Eat Liberals And Shit Bullets

Bees Don't Care What Humans Think

The Cake Mix Drug Bust

An Apple A Day, You'll Die Anyway

When God Put Teeth In Your Mouth, He Ruined A Perfectly Good Asshole

Pulling 562 Teeth All at Once

Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss

Civil Serpents

Stops Frequent Urination, Causes Explosive Diarrhea

Shoving an M80 Into a Super Wasp Nest

Why Are Cops So Stinky

You're A Loose Cannon, But You Get Results

I'm Sorry, I Can't Hear You Over the Sound of How Wealthy I Am

Nothing Ruins Friday More Than Understanding That Today Is Tuesday

Tesla Stock Cured My Erectile Dysfunction

A Town Living in Fear of Roosters

I Tried to Be a Programmer, but Couldn't Hack It

What's the Difference Between a Politician and a Flying Pig

This Math Problem Divides the Internet

A Bloated Toad Choking on a Fly

Bananas Make Good Bosses

It's Going to Be a No From Me Dawg

I'd Tell You to Go to Hell, but I Don't Want to See You Everyday

When I Take Out the Recycling, I Look Like a Raging Alcoholic

Lizzy's in a Box

No Rest For The Workin' Man

Fucky The Drunk Clown Only Comes Around During A Full Moon

Guns, God, and Gravy

Sayonara Fuckos, I'll See You In Hell

Ben Shapiro Can't Handle This WAP

Bernie Sanders Is A Hot Piece Of Ass

Eating Holograms Of Twinkies Will Still Make You Gain Weight, Sorry

Santa Jesus God Loves You No Matter What

Matthew Mcconaughey Hates Armadillos With A Passion

Rich People Paying Working Class People to Hate Poor People

Staring Into The Jaws Of Capitalism And Saying Yes Daddy Please

Unfortunately, The Tide Pod Hysteria Is Driven More By Politics Than Science

I Saw Something That Reminded Me Of You, Then I Flushed

Nice Try FBI, Not Today CIA

Crack-Smoking Demon-Possessed Leftists