The QI Elves

Swiss Cheese Is Losing Its Holes

Episode 1: No Such Thing As A Pilot Fish

Episode 29: No Such Thing As Terrestrial Sweetcorn

There Is a Ski Shop in the Middle of the Sahara

Episode 18: No Such Thing As A Kilt On The Battlefield

Episode 16: No Such Thing As A Ghost In Poland

Episode 34: No Such Thing As A Giant German Sandcastle

Episode 15: No Such Thing As A Bulge In Ken's Groin

Episode 17: No Such Thing As A Bassoon In A Football Stadium

Episode 33: No Such Thing As A Clairvoyant Chicken

Episode 35: No Such Thing As A Good Sloth Onesie

Episode 32: No Such Thing As A Good Gift For Gordon Brown

Episode 36: No Such Thing As A Game Of King's Footsie

Episode 53: No Such Thing As A 3000km Tall Statue Of Liberty

Episode 30 - No Such Thing As A Song In The Sound Of Music

NSTAAF International Factball: Cameroon vs Chile

Episode 39: No Such Thing As A Rocking Chair In Space

Episode 82: No Such Thing As A Sentient Iceberg

Episode 78: No Such Thing As An Ugly Pair Of Eyes

Episode 56: No Such Thing As A Killer Tomato

NSTAAF International Factball: South Korea v Ghana

Episode 38: No Such Thing As A Super Mario Love Hotel

Episode 55: No Such Thing As Samurai Nail Clippers

NSTAAF International Factball: Colombia v Ivory Coast

NSTAAF International Factball: Italy v Switzerland

Episode 77: No Such Thing As Pee-Bay

Episode 80: No Such Thing As A Mousetrap-Remote-Control

The World's Only Firework-Boxing Match Took Place in London in 1937

Episode 79: No Such Thing As A Sad High Five

Episode 31 - No Such Thing As A Snake In My Pie

NSTAAF International Factball: Greece v Japan

Episode 64: No Such Thing As An Honest Saiga

Episode 61: No Such Thing As Jesus's Magic Wand

NSTAAF International Factball: Australia v Mexico

No Such Thing As Unbroadcastable Material

Episode 81: No Such Thing As Jellyfish Jelly

NSTAAF International Factball: Belgium v Algeria

Episode 37: No Such Thing As The Kevin Olympics

Episode 98: No Such Thing As Planet George

You Have a Cell in Your Brain Specifically Dedicated to Jennifer Aniston

Episode 63: No Such Thing As An Anti-German Sock

NSTAAF International Factball: USA v Russia

Episode 41: No Such Thing As Reginald The Red-Nosed Reindeer

Episode 97: No Such Thing As Andrew Diplodocus Carnegie

NSTAAF International Factball: Bosnia v Nigeria

Episode 85: No Such Thing As Michelangelo's Snowman

Episode 84: No Such Thing As A Donkumentary

Episode 76: No Such Thing As Mould Juice

Episode 73: No Such Thing As A Useless Condom

Episode 57: No Such Thing As A Hoverhorse