The Critical Drinker
About The Critical Drinker
William "Will" Jordan (born April 30, 1983), professionally known as The Critical Drinker, is a Scottish YouTuber and accomplished writer recognized for his work on the Ryan Drake series. Since 2019, he has gained prominence for adopting the persona of an intelligent drunkard, blending his sharp wit with a penchant for black comedy. The Critical Drinker, characterized by his crude attitude and biting sarcasm, offers insightful critiques of filmmaking and storytelling.
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The Predator is Everything Wrong with Movies Today
Intro
Velma Is Complete And Utter Trash
What Happened To Our Villains?
Defeminizing Female Characters
Snow White Looks Hilariously Bad
The Matrix Resurrections Should Never Have Been Made
The Rise of Skywalker, and The Fall of Star Wars (Part 2)
The Rise of Skywalker, and the Fall of Star Wars (Part 1)
Brie Larson Is Here To Save YouTube
Black Panther is the Most Overrated MCU Movie Ever
Joker may be my Movie of the Year
The Sad Tale of The Rings Of Power
ENOUGH With The Remakes
Ant Man 3 Will Make You Hate Movies
Indiana Jones And The Destruction Of Legacy
Resident Evil Is A Cruel Unfunny Joke
Five Reasons Marvel Phase 4 Sucked
The Slap Heard Around The World
How NOT To Critique Movies
The Death Of The Girlboss?
The Marvels Was Doomed From The Start
The Most Hated Movie Ever?
Why Ghostbusters 2016 FAILED - A scene comparison
Conclusion
A Tale Of Two Snow Whites
The Drinker Recommends... The Whale
ONE PIECE Succeeds Where Cowboy Bebop Failed
No More Acolyte For You, Rebel Scum!
How to be an Awesome Game Developer
How The Witcher Destroyed Itself
Was Anakin REALLY a Mary Sue?
The Marvels Trailer Looks Amazing!
So I Watched Lady Ballers...
Peter Pan & Wendy Looks Amazing!
Abandon Ship! Doctor Who Is Finished
So The Oscars Happened, I Guess...
The Drinker Recommends... Falling Down
Why Captain Marvel's rating COLLAPSED on Rotten Tomatoes
Dungeons & Dragons Subverted My Expectations
The Drinker Recommends... Chernobyl (HBO miniseries)
Why Doctor Who Will Keep Failing
What A Lightsaber Would REALLY Do To You
She-Hulk - This Is Rock Bottom
Is Anakin a Mary Sue?
She-Hulk - A Lesson In Terrible Writing
Star Wars Is A Dead Franchise
Expend4bles Is An Embarrassing Wet Fart
The End Of The Movie Star
The Drinker Recommends... Arcane
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