About Schaffer the Darklord
Schäffer the Darklord (or STD) is an entertainer from New York with an act comprised of rap songs and stand-up comedy. From his many years as a drummer in groups like SF-based noise metal behemoths Burmese, STD harvests material dealing with sex, drugs, and rock bands. Imagine a Frankenstein-esque monster assembled from equal parts Prince, Ozzy Osbourne, Bill Hicks, Eminem and Darth Vader...all rolled into a jaded rock and roll expatriate, covering topics from Jesus zombies to post-apocalyptic clone sex.
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Top Tracks
The Rappist
F*ck This Song
Black Box Activation
Nerd Lust
Night of the Living Christ
Cat People
Craig's List
The Way You Talk
Dive Down
The Tin Man
Attack of the Clonefucker
Supervillain
My Last Song
Black Metal Queen
Arrival of the Fittest
Revenge of Attack of the Clonef*cker
Bitter Musician
The Bender
A Very Bad Man
Goddamnit
Intervention (feat. Dr. Awkward, Adam Warrock, Jesse Dangerously, MC Frontalot, Ytcracker, Coolzey & Nelson Lugo)
Serious Metal
Buckets of Blood (feat. Kabuto The Python)
Battlefont
The Opener
Opening From the Black Box
Pixilated Vixen
Do Sex
Boo! (I'm a Ghost!)
The Other Devil
Psyched
Message From A Former Employer
Scorpio
Black Condom
Your Band
Visit From Mc Frontalot
Tour Song (feat. Coolzey)
Monsters of Rock (feat. Mc Lars)
Goodbye, Cool World
Rich Man (feat. LadyLovely)
Giant Iron Snake
The Invisible Man (feat. Shael Riley)
Club Destroyer (feat. Removal)
H-mail (feat. Coolzey & Liisa2eyes)
I am Schaffer The Darklord
Thunder Thief (feat. Jane Silence)
Tomgirl
Mice
Boys (feat. Kristybee!)
Afraid of Everything (feat. B B Heart)
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