Ray and the Ging Homs

You Were Born On A Council Estate And Your Family Tree Looks Like A Spirograph Pattern

I Ate A Biscuit Over Your Shoulder As You Taught A Braille Reading Lesson

Your Pram Meets My Bulldozer

I Flambéed Ainsley Harriet

I Opened Up A Gay Bar So I Could Bash Poofs

Feng Shui Made You Move Your Kidney Dialysis Machine Away From A Plug Socket

You Won't Eat Meat But You'll Eat My Cock

Damilola Taylor Overcharged On A Blowjob

I Asked You To Dress Up As A Tart And You Came As An Apple Crumble

Dying Your Hair Is A Sign Of Individuality