Jack Mayberry

$2,000,000 To Electrocute One Person

I Don't Use Much Vulgarity

$1,000,000 For Military To Kill One Person

Plucking Nose Hairs

Israelis And Palestinians

Gonna Buy A Bullhorn

Getting Up Early Is Overrated

Politics

Back Seat Of A Buick

I Look Like Ross Perot

When You Get Old…

Words

Where Everything Didn't Used To Be / When You Get Old...

This Guy Goes Into A Bar... / Getting Up Early Is Overrated / Gonna Buy A Bullhorn

Mandatory Weed Sentencing

Marriage

TSA = Taking Stuff Away

TSA=Taking Stuff Away

Where Everything Didn't Used To Be

Weed Inspector

Mom

Flying

Smokiing

Back Seat Of A Buick / Plainview, Levelland, Tx

Plainview, Levelland, TX

CT Scans To Get On An Airplane

Plucking Nose Hairs / CT Scans To Get On An Airplane

Single

Introduction

Granded

Seatbelts

This Guy Goes Into A Bar…

Earlooms

Lubbock

Johnny Cash, The Original Gangster

Good Jokes

Lost

Ohio State University For One Day

I Did Not Graduate

After 9/11 I'd Have Bombed 8 Countries

I Don't Need College

Religion

Robbing A Hallmark Store

Plantview, Levelland, TX

Jack Mayberry

Message To The Troops

Too Many Beggars

Good Joke

I Served My Country For 4 Years

Financing a Global Conflict