Gorepot

A prinkle of Fudgie Krinkles

My Ex Got Hit by a Bus. and I Lost My Job as a Bus Driver

Asian Girth Warriors

The Flying Camel

Comfort Rightswiping

The Alabama Hot Pocket

The Panamanian Petting Zoo

Being Kinky Is When You Tickle Your Girlfriend with a Feather, Perverted Is When You Use the Whole Bird

The Kentucky Klondike Bar

Extreme Charizarding

OTPHJ Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job Is a Distant Cousin of the Dry Hump

Mississippi Birdbath

We Will Stop Somewhere Between ’68 and ’70 on My Time Machine

Tokemon

Budgie's Tongue

Stoned and Speaking Cursive

Calling Someone Average Is a Mean Thing to Say

Dirty Chewbacca

Stocking Up with Sausage and Cheese for the Crisis Is the Wurst Kase Scenario

Ballcuzi

A government of cavailers

Chuck Norris Got the Virus to Quarantine for 14 Days

the Difference Between an Oral and a Rectal Thermometer Is the Taste

Spicy Gringo

You Can't Spell Quarantine Without 'U R A Q T'

Santa Claus Have Such a Big Sack Because He Only Comes Once a Year

The Squirrel Swim on Its Back to Keep Its Nuts Dry

Circumsize a Redneck by Kicking His Sister in the Jaw

She Yelled. "I'm So Wet, Give It to Me Now!" but I Was Keeping the Umbrella

The Reception at the Sperm Bank Thanks the Donors for Coming

Sony Made a New Console During the Pendemic Called the Plaguestation 5

Condom Cornucopia

the Hunchback of Notre Damehas a Twisted Back Story

James Bond Taking a Bath Is Bubble O7

My Ex-BF and Instant Noodles are Both Done in Two Minutes

T.H.C.

A Submarine Is Long And Hard And Full Of Sea Men

Is Raping a Hooker Considered Rape Or Shoplifting

Too Much Weed Aftermath

Fuck... Im Stoned

The Woman was Saved from a Rapist by the Gay Rapist that Raped the Rapist

Cold Stoned Creamery

Slamming Stonedtality

All You Can Smoke

A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Said, Come on Over, There's Nobody Home. I Went Over. Nobody was Home

Blazing Extraterrestrial Kush

The Flying Goochman

A Cheap Circumcision Is A Rip-Off

Getting Lit With The Clit

Let The Good Times Roll