George Collier

when your phone rings in a jacob collier concert

when you only sing in F#

when you literally don't need to breathe

when you sneeze in a jacob collier concert

when you’re overqualified for the job

emojis but they're jazz chords

tell me you have perfect pitch without telling me you have perfect pitch

when you hit puberty but it never ends

when you're overqualified for the job

The Filthiest Trombone Solo

The Dirtiest Clarinet Solo

when literally everyone wants the solo

canon in D but it keeps getting jazzier

Fast

You can't play 6 octaves in 9 bars.

You can't play WRONG notes this fast

when you hit puberty twice

jacob’s piano is out of tune

counting to 7 has never been so hard

That’s not a wrong note, you just lack confidence. (Jacob Collier)

That’s not a wrong note, you just lack confidence.

is this what heaven sounds like?

what if slim shady had a trumpet solo

when the trumpet music looks like a flute score

when the bass is too funky for the audience

the most emotional key change

when you try to impress a legend with a blues chord

friends don't let friends clap on 1 and 3.

The Dirtiest Sax Solo

when the audience claps off beat

You can't make a trombone SING!

The Dirtiest Trombone Solo

the most satisfying tiktok harmony

Blink and you'll miss it

when your audience are competent musicians (jacob collier)

when you literally attack the bass

when you play deathcore at a kids concert

if i had a voice like this i'd NEVER shut up

when you tell jacob collier less is more

the fattest BRUH i've ever heard

when you practice 40 hours a day

counting to 7 has never been harder

when you have THREE lungs

the trumpet literally possessed her

the most heavenly voice

you ain't ever seen a walking bass

Jacob Collier modulating to G HALF SHARP

big man plays tiny trambone

jacob collier tunes the piano

when your crush is in the audience