Gary Portrait
About Gary Portrait
Gary Portrait was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. He lives in a luxury villa in the woods about umpteen miles from his relatives. He drives a 2001 Mercury Cougar with an am/fm radio and is often invited to formal banquets held in his honor. His ex-girlfriend is the best athlete in the world. He often keeps a large staff of servants, but he’s very specific about hiring honest ones. He’s a pillar of the community. He doesn’t take no for an answer, unless to do so would be impolite.
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