About Gary Portrait
Gary Portrait was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. He lives in a luxury villa in the woods about umpteen miles from his relatives. He drives a 2001 Mercury Cougar with an am/fm radio and is often invited to formal banquets held in his honor. His ex-girlfriend is the best athlete in the world. He often keeps a large staff of servants, but he’s very specific about hiring honest ones. He’s a pillar of the community. He doesn’t take no for an answer, unless to do so would be impolite.
Top Tracks
This is probably what it feels like to be nominated for a Tony Award
Not livin' in the fastlane
MEET THE LIMIT (starring Vin Diesel and Nicholas Cage, probably)
Forming a fault-one barrier
Keep ya room clean!
Hyper Metal Friendships
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