Exploring Jezebel

I am made to greet each guest with a limp-wristed handshake

Only Carla

The grad student turned her eyes toward the closet where she had made him hide. THUNDERSKINS

Jack The Damned

Luckily I was allowed to get dressed when I left the house

Only Tease

Wild Spectrum

Credits

Since I am on a strict 500 calorie a day diet with extensive exercise and no alcohol, I have the shape of a petite little woman, and my wife has paid for breast implants and facial surgery to make me more acceptable

To compensate, while the average lifespan of a male will be about 70 years, medical advancements will make the average lifespan of a woman to be about 750 years