David Cross

Lunch With Frankenstein

Shaving the Pope's Pussy

Phone Call from a Cranky Terrorist

My Immigrant Mom Talks Funny!

Pandering to the Locals!

Socks and Shoes

Monica Lewinsky and the Three Bears

Flying on a Mexican Plane

My Daughter's First Date

Diarrhea Moustache

Certain Leaders in Government Look or Act Like Certain Pop Culture References!

If Baseballs Had AIDS on Them

A Rapid Series of Comical Noises!

Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vagina and Anus!

My Wife's Crazy!

Goodnight Assholes!

Weathermen Have Become, for the Most Part, Obsolete!

Abortion Doctor From Hell!

If you care

Sex on the Internet!?

Fake Tits/Real Beer

Even Though I Am in the Closet, That Won't Prevent Me From Getting Cheap Laughs at the Expense of Homosexuals!

Black Stuff

Me and Drugs

Spiderman vs. Batman vs. Wonder Woman on the Rag

Silly Religious Crazies

Austin Powers Saying "Yeah Baby"

My Child Is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Understand What It Just Said!

When All Is Said and Done, I Am Lonely and Miserable and Barely Able to Mask My Contempt for the Audience as I Trot Out the Same Sorry Act I've Been Doing Since the Mid-Eighties!

Random Goofabouts

...Or Worse

I've Taken a Popular Contemporary Pop Song and Changed the Lyrics to Comment on the Proliferation of Starbucks in My Neighborhood!

REALLY Silly Religious Crazies. I Mean, Double, Triple Crazy!!

Where We Are Now Back in Sept. '09

That One Show About Drugs and Stuff

Lesson Learned

Opening Song (The Sultan's Revenge)

"You Go, Girl!"

You Go, Girl!

Austin Powers Saying Yeah, Baby!

Welfare Dentist on a Bender

Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little To Say In The Matter, Their Meager, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant And Thus, Great Sources Of Ridicule!

I Can't Get Beer in Me

Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little to Say in the Matter, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant and Thus, Great Sources of Ridicule!

Playing Pool With My Wife

Footprints

High Times

When It Comes to Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive as Obnoxious and Annoying I Present as "Quirky" but It's Okay to Joke About It Because I, Myself, Am Jewish!

Miles for Kids

Christian Sandwich