couldcareless

lift yr skinny dicks like antennas to my ass//when i hang for my crimes, use my body as a piñata (i am full of candy)

Couldnotcareless, Our Evil Twin Band That Plays Skramz

prologue: dream diary

captain daddy basket

I Am That Booty Goon, You Know What I Mean

occam’s razor scooter

We Installed a Virus on Kurt Ballou's Computer That Makes All His Mixes Sound Like Mortician (It's Actually Bird Flu)

learning everything you know about erectile dysfunction from a medical journal article written by dr. acula

our lord and savior jesus christ turning gamer girl bath water into wine

Seagulls Become Vultures

water under the planar bridge

Peaveys Aren't Real, They Were Created by the Government to Perform Surveillance on Crust Punks

epilogue: the culmination of a lifetime of disorder (we have made our homes in the depths, and we shall never ascend)

Aggro Kadabra Was Supposed to Be the Name of My Aggressive Street Magic Performance

that one promoter who puts the same three shitty local bands on every show just told me our band doesn’t pull

Sloppy Toppy Mountain Resort

we forced a bot to listen to 1000 hours of the couldcareless ep and then asked it to write a couldcareless ep of its own, here's the first page

using performance enhancing drugs to win a gold medal in the pain olympics

Mother Fucking 24 Inch Vinyl Record

.jpeg from jesus

i'm a simple man with a simple plan and a kidnapper van

your neighbor is a killer, and I’m bringing a fruit basket

unironically shitting yourself at hershey park

.jpeg from jesus//your neighbor is a killer, and I’m bringing a fruit basket

lift yr skinny dicks like antennas to my ass

using performance enhancing drugs to win a gold medal in the pain olympics//super jizzlord unleashed

i have thirteen problems and triskaidekaphobia is one

Sky Daddy, Hover Lover, Levitation Sensation

trench coat boy's first day of school

i have thirteen problems and triskaidekaphobia is one//unironically shitting yourself at hershey park

A Glass of Milk With Ice in It

super jizzlord unleashed

...but i learned to make potassium chlorate on the internet so i could build a bomb and try that

i wish i could burn this bridge, but everything is made out of steel or concrete these days and bridges have become pretty much impossible to destroy...

Drone Show Stage Dive

sloppy top mountain resort

sometimes i like to sit on the roof of my house and think about all the things that could have been, but then i realize i'm pretty unrealistic with all my expectations and at some point i should probably just g

dickmeatrazor

I Got an a+ in Anatomy Because I Showed My Teacher How to Spell Boobies on a Calculator

fuck, that last song name was over 140 characters

i got an a+ in anatomy because i showed my teacher how to spell "boobies" on a calculator

IAmThatBootyGoonYouKnowWhatIMean

sky daddy, hover lover, levetation sensation

motherfucking 24 inch vinyl record

fancy business tie doubling as a fancy business noose

i wish i could burn this bridge, but everything is made out of steel or concrete these days and bridges have become pretty much impossible to destroy...

sunno))) stage dive

when i hang for my crimes, use my body as a piñata (i am full of candy)

google image search: eyeball surgery

Stem Cell Suicide