Chopping Mall

Falling Down The Stairs With A Tray Of Food

Mangled By A Snowy Owl That Is Magical Friends With A Snowhoe Hare

Pushed Into A Wood Chipper By A Big Gangly Moose

Beaten Up By Al Capone

Trampled By Bison

Torn Apart By Raccoons While Being Eaten By A Gargantuan Cane Toad

Gored By A Mammoth

Forced to Eat Moldy Granola

Mashed Into An Unrecognizable Pulp

Rapid Formation of Mold

Burned By Hot Popcorn Steam

Smoking The Dust Of Ancient Mummies

Impaled by Elephant Tusks

Choking on Unchewed Food

Pushed Down an Elevator Shaft

Ripped To Shreds By River Otters

Plastered in Unicorn Feces

Bubbling Liquefied Innards Simmering in a Cast Iron Cauldron

Rotten Curdled Milk Spraying From The Mouth Of A Wizard

Mauled by a Magical Bear with Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying from Its Eyesockets

Shut Your Kid Up

Gurgling Vomit From The Mouth Of An Engorged Walrus

Gored by a Dinosaur Skeleton That Came to Life at the Museum

Shove Christmas up Your Ass

Dismembered by Mossy Elk Antlers

Formed into Meatloaf

Torn to Shreds by Eagle Talons

Slowly Turning Into Mush

Barbecue

Shitting In Joel Oalsteen's Mouth

Shitting into Joel Oalsteens Mouth

Gored By A Dinosaur Skeleton That Came Ro Life At The Museum

Mashed Into An Unrecognizeable Pulp

Shitting In Joel Oalsteens Mouth

Ruined Food

Mangled By A Snowy Owl That Is Magical Friends With A Snowshoe Hare

Rotten Curdled Milk Spraying from the Mouth of the Wizard

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Material Girl

Love Shack

Down Boys

Pour Some Sugar on Me

Talk Dirty to Me

Lick it Up

Our House

Looks That Kill

Mauled by a Magical Bear... Death Metal/Grindcore

Magical Bubbling Cauldron Of Feces

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Mauled By A Magical Bear With Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying From Its Eyesockets - Shut Your Kid Up (1:16)