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When the hero is just as smart as villain.

Super human interview

Me vs literally ANYONE in word games.

If insects had to introduce themselves.

Super Human Interview 2

Games where the world stops during dialogue.

The reason I don't talk crazy online.

When the homie choking on something, but its fire.

Trying to learn ANYTHING new.

RPG Game Logic

People that think the manager can change everything.

Getting caught in a stealth game.

Why do Sekiro's enemies even fight him?

When the FBI suspects you of a crime, but you're inside on the game.

If they let a drug dealer into a musical.

Lying during small talk just to act like you're normal.

If you learned how to quick save in real life.

Overpowered protagonists make no sense.

Basically ANY main character in a detective anime.

When your game pays way too much attention to detail

I walked into the wrong restaurant.

Being a side character while the smart characters figure everything out.

Maining ANYBODY in Smash Bros.

If eye surgeons did you how barbers do.

Someone tries to rob an upcoming rapper.

How fearless minions are in ANY video game.

If you learned how to deflect in real life.

Your friends that are too down for you.

How the massage places treat you on your first run.

How they show strong swordsman in anime.

How garbage pistols were in the 18th century.

You've just been born and your parents do this.

Villains that always kill their subordinates

Whenever a scientist makes a scientific breakthrough.

The first person to suggest mail by pigeon.

The first person to make cheese.

When you're bragging about your girl, but your friend responds wrong.

When a criminal meets a MONSTER.

When you find out you're friends with the wrong person.

Strangers at the gas station at 1AM.

Scam Likely

How DJs just ruin your favorite songs

People that have a million alarms set.

I hate sleep paralysis the MOST.

When you're at a party, but then a garbage local rapper slips the DJ a hundred.

When you just wanted to help your friend with his diss track.

How the LOW LEVEL quests be in RPG games.

Games that have TRASH camera controls.

If people in anime actually took their bleeding serious.

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