Turt Stories

I told this to my daughter… #shorts

I REFUSED to MOVE OUT even though my ROOMMATE is 7 months PREGNANT… #shorts

I KEPT my NAME CHANGE a secret for FIVE YEARS… #shorts

I didn’t DEFEND a girl… #shorts

I didn‘t eat a Thanksgiving dish… #shorts

I laughed when my friend said that… #shorts

I didn’t let him… #shorts

My Parents...

My Manager...

My husband destroyed...

I didn‘t cook a second meal… #shorts

I TOLD my FRIEND it’s NOT my problem she married a USELESS man… #shorts

My Bestfriend...

I CONTINUED… #shorts

I implemented this… #shorts

I PICKED a RESTAURANT my step siblings COULDN’T EAT at… #shorts

I‘ve LET my SON „MANSCAPE“ when my WIFE doesn’t want him to… #shorts

I LIED TO HIM… #shorts

I’ve BOUGHT my OWN DINNER because I DON’T LIKE what my in-laws ORDER… #shorts

I didn’t ORDER any FOOD so I wouldn’t have to split the BILL.. #shorts

I LOST my SH*T over COOKIES when my DIL tossed them OUT… #shorts

I did a HALD-ASSED job taking FAMILY pictures at a WEDDING after being told to SHUT UP #shorts

I EMBARRASSED my FRIENDS by CORRECTING my drink ORDER… #shorts

I don’t RESPOND back when SOMEONE doesn’t use my actual NAME… #shorts

I RUINED Christmas and was UPSET that the only GIFTS I got from my FAMILY were “JOKE gifts” #shorts

I TOLD my family NO MORE monthly family DINNERS… #shorts

I TOLD my PARENTS to FORGET it after they ASKED me to reconsider PLANS because of my SIS #shorts

I ASKED my teacher not to PARTNER me with my DEADBEAT father’s DAUGHTER… #shorts

I SOLD my LATE wife’s cake RECIPE to a BAKERY… #shorts

I TOLD my WIFE she‘s „F*CKING WRONG“ #shorts

I REFUSED to wear a skimpy MAID outfit to an “EXCLUSIVE” PARTY my FRIEND got INVITED to… #shorts

I TOLD my FRIEND she needs to COOK and that is why her DAUGHTER isn’t EATING… #shorts

I refused to PUSH my OBESE cousin around in a WHEELCHAIR for a DAY… #shorts

I TOLD him I would NEVER again BAKE him SOMETHING… #shorts

I IGNORED our DAUGHTER’S inconvenient BOUNDARY… #shorts

I TOOK back a GIFT after I LEARNED the birthday PERSON would not be the ONE using it… #shorts

I STARTED my WEDDING ceremony before my MOM showed up… #shorts

I used that word… #shorts

I told this to my friend… #shorts

I stopped inviting my sister to weekly dinners. #shorts

I told my son it‘s his fault. #shorts

I told my dad he made a dumb decision. #shorts

I told this to my mom. #shorts

I told this to my SISTER… #shorts

I told this to my sister. #shorts

I asked another mom… #shorts

I REFUSED to label my wedding CAKE as vegan. #shorts

I asked why I was left off… #shorts

I rejected the worst name EVER for our OFFSPRING. #shorts

I called someone out… #shorts