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Tortoiseshell Male

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About Tortoiseshell Male

Tortoiseshell Male is supposedly a cat trapped in the body of an embittered 1940s genre detective. His story has been inaccurately told in the past by his former sidekick, who wrote a series of musicals depicting his adventures which you are no doubt already familiar with. However this is the first true account of what really happened to this most famous of private investigators. His alcoholism, his misanthropy, his failed singing career, his habit

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