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The National Hardwood Floor Association
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About The National Hardwood Floor Association
The National Hardwood Floor Association released an album of political prank calls to Christian radio station KPDQ in 1992. The only known members of the group were Joel Schalit, who later became co-editor of the magazine Punk Planet and was a member of the follow-on group Christal Methodists and the post-rock group Elders Of Zion; and Electro Motive records owner and Wetgate member Peter Conheim, who joined Negativland in the late 1990s. The NHFA's
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Herb - oh well, we'll probably all be blown up anyway
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Velma - grandchildren - beans, macaroni & pork chops
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Trouble concentrating when praying (only when I masturbate)
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Brain Tumor (Try a new salad dressing)
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Artificial Insemination - Sex (God's plan for married couples)
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Permanent Makeup commercial
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Looking for a Good Christian Abortionist
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Gays in Military (frontline) - spirit of Jesus came upon me
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Church of the Subgenius (Bob)
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Brain Tumor again - praise report: Jesus healed me!
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Salvation is more nutritious (choose burger king)
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Michael Jackson Jehovah's Witness (fuck me jerry i'm lonely)
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Gwem - Persian Gulf war, Iraqi big gold atoms
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Immaculate speculations, inordinate dysfunctionalism, comfort?
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Jesus in ice cream (bi-level mediating influence)
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Crank call description - Unrelated? Forget it.
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Christian Youth Program in High School (feedback)
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Compulsive eater - Christian counseling (switch to yogurt)
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14 1/2 min silence, speak directly in phone...
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2 Live Crew, Bob (Revelations) Satan's Alive & Well In Portland
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2 Live Crew, Bob (revelations) Satan's alive&well in Portland
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Savage Vigilance for a Rug-Free America - Compulsive Eater Christian Counseling (switch To Yogurt)
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Savage Vigilance for a Rug-Free America - Michael Jackson Jehovah`s Witness (fuck Me Jerry I`m Lonely)
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Good Christian Abortionist
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Intro
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Savage Vigilance for a Rug-Free America - Church Of The Subgenius (bob)
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Buy back offensive music (reduced price), they'll be out cash
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Live at Night phone numbers (KPDQ, Portland)
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Live At Night promo message
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Immaculate speculations, inordinate dysfunctionalism, comfort
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Trouble Concentrating When Praying
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Savage Vigilance for a Rug-Free America - Gays In Military (frontline) Spirit Of Jesus Came Upon Me
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Savage Vigilance for a Rug-Free America - Jesus In Ice Cream (bi-level Mediating Influence)
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Savage Vigilance for a Rug-Free America - Christian Youth Program In High School (feedback)
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Brain Tumor again - praise report Jesus healed me!
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Savage Vigilance for a Rug-Free America
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Savage Vigilance for a Rug-Free America - Persian Gulf War, Iraqi Big Gold Atoms
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Prank Phone Calls To Christian Stations
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Savage Vigilance for a Rug-Free America - Artificial Insemination Sex (god`s Plan For Married Couples)
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Savage Vigilance for a Rug-Free America - Looking For A Good Christian Abortionist
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2 Live Crew, Bob Revelations Satan's Alive & Well In Portland
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Compulsive Eater - Christian Counseling
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Closing Jingle
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