Teenage Authority started when guitarist/vocalist, Kenneth Bauer, exited his mother's womb. From day one of existence, Kenneth has made a vow to curse parents and their existence to suck. Born an infant but with a teenage mindset, Kenneth's first sentence was "Suck my butt." At age 5, Kenneth met a dude by the name of Griffin Scanlan. This kid shared the same interests as Kenneth, as well as a devoted hatred for parents and all that sucks. Growing up together
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Parents Suck
The School of Suck
Girls Have Thingies (Suck Butt Before We Plow Your Butt and Bust Nuts In Your Butt)
Tick Tock, Suck My Clock
Church Is Baloney (Suck My Prayers/Get Bent Jesus)
Girls Have Thingies (Suck Butt Before We Bust Nuts In Your Butt)
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Church Is Bologna (Suck My Prayers/Get Bent Jesus)
Jobs Suck!
Christmas Slam Pt. 1 (Eddie Murphy Slams Butts of Suck)
Suck of the Siblings
The School of Suck!
Christmas Slam Pt. 2 (Suck it, Santa)
Thanksgoobing Powerviolence (Suck My Goob/Turkey Penetration)
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