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Teenage Authority
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About Teenage Authority
Teenage Authority started when guitarist/vocalist, Kenneth Bauer, exited his mother's womb. From day one of existence, Kenneth has made a vow to curse parents and their existence to suck. Born an infant but with a teenage mindset, Kenneth's first sentence was "Suck my butt." At age 5, Kenneth met a dude by the name of Griffin Scanlan. This kid shared the same interests as Kenneth, as well as a devoted hatred for parents and all that sucks. Growing up together
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Top Tracks
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Parents Suck
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The School of Suck
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Girls Have Thingies (Suck Butt Before We Plow Your Butt and Bust Nuts In Your Butt)
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Tick Tock, Suck My Clock
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Church Is Baloney (Suck My Prayers/Get Bent Jesus)
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Girls Have Thingies (Suck Butt Before We Bust Nuts In Your Butt)
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parents suck_ master
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Church Is Bologna (Suck My Prayers/Get Bent Jesus)
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Jobs Suck!
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Christmas Slam Pt. 1 (Eddie Murphy Slams Butts of Suck)
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Suck of the Siblings
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The School of Suck!
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Christmas Slam Pt. 2 (Suck it, Santa)
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Thanksgoobing Powerviolence (Suck My Goob/Turkey Penetration)
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