Stiff Organ Pile

I Push You In Front of the Train When It Comes By (That Means I Have a Crush On You, Or a "Hit" On You If the Train Does Not Crush You. If You Only Get Hit When I Wanted Crush, I Still Have a Crush On You. I Prefer Crush)

While Waiting, I Pry Off My Fingernail With a Rusted Nail and Secretly Drop It Into Your Water Bottle

Snatching the Lollipop Out of Your Mouth, Shoving It Inside My Urethra and Shooting It Out Into Our Neighbor Passenger's Eye As a Way To Say "Hi" (I Cum Because the Pain Felt So Good)

I See You're Out of Water, But All I Have Is Vomit and Feces, So I Puke and Shit Into Your Bottle, But This Time It's Diarrhea, I Rejoice and Pass You the Bottle and We Ride Holding Hands With You Having the Happiest Face I Have Ever Seen In My Life

Licking Unknown Dried Blood On the Floor of the Subway Station While I Wait For My New Crush To Descend the Stairs

While In Transit, I Pull an Axe Out of My Backpack, Cut Your Head Off, Break the Window, and Jump Out of the Train