RATBRAINS

MEASURING THE TIME IT TAKES TO RIP MY OWN COCK OFF

TURNING RATS INTO CHRISTIANS

DOUBT

TELL MOM I'M SORRY BUT I SIMPLY CANNOT DROWN ANOTHER CHILD FOR HER

AAARGH I GOT RAT PISS IN MY EYES AAARGH

QUEER

SPHINCTERLUDE

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR DICK GETS STUCK IN THE BLENDER AND THERES NO ONE AROUND TO HELP YOU EXCEPT FOR A RABID SQURREL AND AN UNEATEN SANDWICH

BEWARE THE SWARM OR ALLOW THE RATS TO FEED ON YOUR ROTTEN INSIDES. I MEAN, NO ONE ELSE IS USING THEM ANYWAY!

ASS RUINER, OR: HOW TO GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AFTER YOU REALISED VOTING FOR THE TORY PARTY FUCKED YOU OVER TOO

FUCKSITARIAN: A PROPOSED NAME FOR PEOPLE WHO EAT PEOPLE WHO ARE HAVING SEX WITHOUT THE CONSENT OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST

GOAT, DESIST WITH YOUR BLEATING

NOW, WE DRIVE OUT THE POPE

LUTHER'S GAME OF HERESY

THE ORIGIN OF THE MONKS

FUCK IT

FUCK IT LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO BE WORRYING ABOUT IF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO JUDGE ME FOR THE SOCKS I'M WEARING WHEN THEY CAN'T EVEN FUCKING SEE THEM

ALL OF THIS IS TO SAY - I GOT OUT OK AND YOU WILL TOO

I'M CURRENTLY READING FILTH - IT'S A PRETTY GOOD BOOK

PASSIONAL CHRISTI UND ANTICHRISTI

THE DROWNING OF FELIX MANZ

NOTHING IS LOST WHEN YOU KICK A NAZI IN THE FACE

MOTHER'S LOVE IS REPLACEABLE WITH SELF HATRED AND A TENDENCY TO HURT YOURSELF

ATTACK