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Nick Fondles a Bear and Regrets Tit
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About Nick Fondles a Bear and Regrets Tit
https://nickfondlesabearandregretstit.bandcamp.com/album/bearly-maid-tit Nick Fondles a Bear and Regrets Tit is a brainchild of Nick, who originates from an unknown Islamic island. He began his musical project with unautistic binaural beats and trancendental rhythmic discorditioning, but soon realized that mathematics and ironic soundscapes were more fulfilling and soulful. He found beauty in the harmony created by two rappers singing in dyslexic polyphony and began writing mathened beachdance.
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Top Tracks
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Nick crosses his legs like a damsel in distress undergoing menstruation cramps (you thought I was going to rhyme it with stress) [ft. No one - cuz I'm alone] {who the fuck uses these in a song title?} <now were coding:end>
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Nick goes to town with his American shotgun - never comes back (nerve cums black)
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Nick dives in with a rod and deese covers Yeezus's hot rod - as if that would ever happen IRL
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Nick quietly discusses food with a perfect image of himself in the glass that is located right in front of his gore juice face (wish granted, axe sex den eyed)
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Nick creates something out of something else because he is not God and he does not claim to be God / on their knees to please their father [ft. Nick The God]
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Nick pays top dollar for a signature blow-up doll that resembles his mother's only son, only to get his peenus deflated when he sees the real thing - whore or ensues.
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Nick Bixler quietly discusses food with a perfect image of himself in the glass that is located right in front of his gore juice face (wish granted, axe sex den eyed)
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Nick Bixler goes to town with his American shotgun - never comes back (nerve cums black)
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Nick stumbled when he saw a Belgian bartender, tenderly shake his spear(e). !!!CAUTION!!! this will turn your momma white!!!
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Nick Bixler dives in with a rod and deese covers Yeezus's hot rod - as if that would ever happen IRL
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Nick is back, now with more zazz then ever(est) *Citation needed*
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Nick... oh shit, Nick misspelled fart in the third song title :/ ...anw, Nick was inspired by inspirations and expirations. rotten pork will get you far in life...as long as you have a car/airplane/boat/helicopter/mule/faith/playboy and a prefect set of cyan teeth. cyanara, beaches.
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Nick is fashionebly late to a disfunctional mormonic family of morons. dub party house music pt. 7.4. AMerican PMs ATlanta
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Nick is only a fragement of his own imagination. "who am I" asked the handsome boy, looking down at his worn out bus card - the one that had the date scratched out with a peso, or so he believed. "I'll have my revenge" shrieked the greatest goat of all time.
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Nick Bixler crosses his legs like a damsel in distress undergoing menstruation cramps (you thought I was going to rhyme it with stress) [ft. No one - cuz I'm alone] {who the fuck uses these in a song title?} <now were coding:end>
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Nick ordered everyone to "fornicate at once" - only China listened (now they have a bull in their shop). I'd fuck Japanass.
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Nick used to think that there were only nine planets as a kid, but now there are nine-tee planets. romping and stomping now that he is in his prime (all instincts).
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Nick walks into the room butt naked holding a roasted piece of meat and greet a.k.a his dique
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Nick hires someone yet again. This time it a hitman, hired to hit men and hit on women (we men mean money). Can you West? Northing will get in my Eastblished path, not even a hot chick with a waist Sou thin that it maks me sprung. deeeem bbgurrl
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"Nick, wait up" "why, wassup" *shot* "that's for stealing my sneakers and snickers and nigg-" "damn, chill yo bumbaclot" "duck off back to your rastafarianism shit man" "wow, rood star" *Israel sounds*
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Nick hires a choir only to fire Fire - the lead singer. muscular mongoloid is not pleased -23 disposition. level up! just another hose pee toll.
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Nick a load in is a my favorite pedophilic channel on Tuesdays, although i never watch it :/ . I wll try to grow a soul patch oncei learn the blues you hear me? Snabacks are for douches that are used for periods during period 3, period.
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Nick sometimes often frequently occasionally discusses talks about improves his speech upon rantsicr renting an adult website for him to put proffessional pictures of alligators and crocs (the shoes) on. hard on v2.3
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Nick is going to costa coffee to do his studies but in reality he is not gonna study but instead deliver a cheesecake to beatrices house because she has a hangover and wants сheesecake
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Nick + 7:00= Wood of The Morningstar ~~~~~<=================3
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Nick runs with guns tucked inbetween his sweet buns, ain't it fun? No - the world.
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Nick wants you to touch his black keys and make him white stripes. he has nordic ancestry so that's kinda cool, ya know?
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Nick the dick, but be wary of the fact that it'll be considered a crime since said dick belongs to me. It's k doe, I won't sue you ;)
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Nick enters Grag'Norwag Cavern even though he is only level 6 and his stealth - a major skill of the class he chose to play as - is barely 14 (yes, this is not possible, but who gives a fuck :P)
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Nick of time is a great flick staring Johnny Deep of "Butt Pirates of Carry Bean: At&T de word's djent" fame
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Nick, Kronos, Zeus, Poseidon, Hades, Hera, Hercules, Triple H, Ernie Ball Strings, Ernest Hemingway, Honest Ham In The Way, OKCupid, Blood Clot One Damn, Billy has no Talent.
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Nick hits a homerun and makes all the homesick, sick, homo hobos run to their old homes. Viva la video bliad as in Veni Vidi Vici a.k.a K(ool)K(alm)K(ollected) tje CCCombobreaker
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Nick sits underneath an oak tree. he knows that the tree's skin is tough because of all the pain it endured, all the friends he watched die, all the leaves that left him after learning fligh and seeing know use for their old man. Nick cries as he lifts his axe for the very last time.
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Nick: hey sexy / emogurl69: heyyyyyy / Nick: what are you wearing? / emogurl69: clothes lol x3 / Nick: ASL / Nick: :P / emogurl: r u FIB? / emogurl69: FBI* ^_^ / Nick: wow wtf, can't a pedophile have some kinky fun without being arrested? jeeeeeezus / Nick: disconnected
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Nick deaths. ***Insert Coin to Continue*** ^^VV<><>BA [Konami things happen] [Anime talk] how do i shot web? RESSURECTION!!!
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Nick appreciates a good piece of art if he drinks enough alcowhore (or as some minimalistic art afficianados might call it: whine). Grope up you accidental Alabama hotpocket
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Nick finds himself without looking for himself because He is everywhore and that means tha-- wait a second i gotta a msg let's see wha-- FOR FUCK SAKE! Janus stop sending me pictures of a rice beater >:(
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Nick is a color now : Picasolina rams his ramparts across Romania, maaaan. Morrowind was kinda cool, but Oblivion? daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
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Nick: P(o)uring your sausage 3: Chapter fourhanded fourhundred and four: Killing Yosef, the 9th boss, but running out of arrows and running: Currier is late to immigrate Pat: Jukebox afficianados:P
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Nick chuckles Vladimir admittedly only to can bishop cheese for e'er - Cranium shots are for free today, man, but be butter careful k?
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Nick applies to a university of the universe titty becasue mr.tittyrice told titus andronicus that the default character name in FFX was Tidus and this annoyed Nick. 6Palindrome9
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Nick vs Java updates and famous quotes
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Nick from Le Dispute vs memewithoutYou's Patrick. "You call that a dynamite? check THIS artificial wholegrain!". I bet you can't ask the same questions to someone who has a phd in arts!
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Nicku-sama [Japanese words in Japanese]
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Nick is avocadoly massaging your... weight a sex, i gota message! x3
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Nick carries Mariah Carey's cunt across the country of Kenya whilst cumming cunning customs. (Trial Version: expires in 69 days)
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Nick ... "Your songs suck, kill yourself pl0x" ...Nick considers this [note: by "this" we mean Christine's Christ Church]x[There is no we, just me haha :P]
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Nick, The Slime Return 1: Charles Manson and the teenager conspirace piracy
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Nick o'tin vempaiarz r00l sup, Reem? envious of my greedy wrath for lustre glute, slozzy pridzzz.
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Nick's dick nicks Dick's nice documents ( shenanigans of the sharingan)
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