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The Soundtrack to Slowly Realizing My Life Means Nothing But Checking School District Attendance Boxes, Active / Idle Time, Pointless Busy Work, and Filling The Pockets of Other People while I Scream Into a Pillow and an E-Kit on Full Blast is Hootie and the Blowfish (they suck)

Cedric Bixler-Zavala in My Eardrums at 7:00AM (Now Includes Extra Existential Dread) [The Ghosts of 1998 Haunt My Sleep and Perform Sodomy on My Darkened Heart] PS Sari Factor Sucks for Founding Education2020 in 1998

I Cannot Take One More Fucking Morning of Listening to Buckethead and Watching Powerpoint Presentations on Photosynthesis from 2013

Lele Pons Impersonator, Burnout Detonator

Stem Cells Lesson 4: Posterboard Edition

Crying Into a Pillow While Reading Romeo and Juliet in CloseReader and Listening to The Receiving End of Sirens

Irony is Drinking Monster Energy While Doing Edgenuity Lessons In Which The Teachers Act Like They Haven't Slept in Years, The Powerpoint is a Vague Beige Colour, and I Lose My Fucking Soul Every Time I Click Next (animal cells and plant cells: the never ending loop back)

Just Keep Swimming (The Attention Span of a Fish Meets the Color Scheme of Sad Beige Millenials)

The Soundtrack to Killing Your Pride by Looking at Your % per hour

The Soundtrack to Educational Malpractice Disguised as "Learning" (We Learned About Blogging in The Big 2025)

Break Time Number 3: 5:00PM-7:00AM - 663,000,432 Years of Mental Gymnastics and Masturbation Diguised as Education, for After All, You Never Leave Edgenuity - It Claims Your Soul, Your Life, Your Breath, Your Attention, Your Eyes, Your Smile: All Gone, in One Glimpse. You once smiled, click next.