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What’s a Karen’s favourite drink? (07 Feb 2022)

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Why did 50 cent play at half time? (15 Feb 2022)

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Why did Walter White crash his car? | + 9 more jokes | 09 Jul 2022

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Did you hear about the man going around painting peoples houses illegally? | + 11 more jokes | 13 Jul 2022

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Every day I come home and ask my dog how his day was, and every day he always gives the same answer... (27 Dec 2020)

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6

What do computers eat? (14 Feb 2022)

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My wife said she'd leave me if I kept making Star Wars jokes | + 12 more jokes | 05 May 2022

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What do you call a person missing 75%, of their spine? | + 10 more jokes | 30 Jun 2022

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Will Smith must be great at metal works. | + 12 more jokes | 14 Jul 2022

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The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some weed with her. (22 Feb 2022)

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11

People think grass don’t be wet in the morning | + 12 more jokes | 03 Jul 2022

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12

Since it’s the Fourth of July, I just told my daughters they were named after George Washington. | + 9 more jokes | 05 Jul 2022

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13

What do you call a short mother ? | + 12 more jokes | 07 Jul 2022

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14

How did Captain Hook die? | + 10 more jokes | 16 Jul 2022

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15

My wife asked me if I wanted to watch Batman Forever on Netflix. (01 Jan 2021)

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16

World Architecture Day! Build up your laughs with these dad jokes! 03 October 2023

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17

What happens if someone slaps you at a high frequency? (22 Jan 2022)

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18

My daughter said she needed adult supervision (06 Feb 2022)

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What is Will Smith's favorite TV show? | + 10 more jokes | 29 Mar 2022

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20

My son said he wants to sleep with 1000 women before he reaches 30. (11 Jan 2022)

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21

What do you call a typo on a headstone? (15 Jan 2022)

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22

When I was a single man, I had loads of free time. (26 Jan 2022)

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23

Tomorrow my son and I are getting new eyeglasses. And after that? (27 Jan 2022)

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24

While in labor my wife yelled, Can't, won't, shouldn't, isn't! (09 Feb 2022)

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25

My friend claims that he “accidentally” glued himself to his autobiography, but I don’t believe him. (08 Feb 2022)

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Yesterday one of my best friends told me that I often make people uncomfortable by violating their personal space. (01 Mar 2022)

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Some of my friends make The Offspring puns, some of them violently hate them (08 Mar 2022)

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28

Can trees poop? | + 9 more jokes | 25 Mar 2022

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My sister came out today, and told us that she identifies as a musical instrument. | + 12 more jokes | 19 Apr 2022

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30

My wife kicked me out because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions, but don't worry. | + 10 more jokes | 20 Apr 2022

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31

Elton John has bought his pet rabbit a treadmill. | + 12 more jokes | 17 May 2022

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32

You can’t blame anyone if you fall in your driveway | + 9 more jokes | 30 May 2022

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33

I accidentally drank some Holy Water with my laxative. | + 10 more jokes | 15 Jun 2022

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34

To whomever stole my copy of Microsoft Office | + 9 more jokes | 22 Jun 2022

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35

Why can’t you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? | + 9 more jokes | 25 Jun 2022

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36

I own a sandwich shop and am desperate for workers. | + 10 more jokes | 06 Jul 2022

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What did dad say to mom when he bought her the wrong kind of flower? | + 12 more jokes | 08 Jul 2022

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38

Top Video Game Dad Jokes | National Video Game Day | 8 July 2022

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39

Cow Appreciation Day! Top jokes about all things cow! 12 July 2022

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40

I really want to tell my joke about vampires | + 11 more jokes | 17 Jul 2022

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41

I went to the library and asked for the self help section | + 10 more jokes | 19 Jul 2022

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42

I asked my friend when their birthday was. He said March 1st. | + 12 more jokes | 25 Jul 2022

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43

Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. | + 11 more jokes | 30 Jul 2022

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44

I took my pet pig to the vet because she was feeling sick. The vet told me to return in a couple hours, so I did. When I came back, the vet presented me with a ham. | + 12 more jokes | 21 Aug 2022

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National Stress Awareness Day! Relieve your stress with these top dad jokes! 2 November 2022

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46

When I was a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing | + 21 more jokes | 13 Nov 2022

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What do your call your mum if she used to be your dad? | + 18 more jokes | 30 Dec 2022

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48

My wife said I ruined her birthday. | + 23 more jokes | 17 Feb 2023

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49

King Arthur had to let go of a few knights. . (+ 25 more dad jokes!)

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Scott Edwards, comedian and host of Comedy Appeteasers, gives his best Dad Jokes!

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