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About Chainsaw Circumcision
Hanz "Rape Beast" Analblast started the band after taking LSD, beating his dick so hard his left leg went numb, and having a vision of God when he came. God told him he was going to start a band that would blow away the musical establishment, and that He was going to guide him onto the path of enlightenment. Shortly afterwards, Hanz met Colonel James Crow at an anti-fascist rally sponsored by George Soros. After beating up a gang of soy boys, he noticed that the Colonel's right hook was similar to his.
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Top Tracks
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Fucked To Death With A Chainsaw While A Proctologist Reads The Communist Manifesto Condescendingly To A Jewish 4 Year Old Named Tiny Tim Playing The Violin
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A Day In The Life For The Members of This Amazing Post-Avant Jazzgrind With Shoegaze and Post-Progressive Hardcore Influences Band
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King Crimson is Literally Gay Compared To Us, Especially Considering That We Are Way More Progressive Than They Could Ever Dream of Being (Also, Fuck Robert Fripp)
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This Song Is A Mentors Medley, If You Can Guess What Songs Are Included We'll Revive El Duce And He'll Drown You In His Sticky Load
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You Thought The Last Songs You Heard Were Bad? Get A Load of This Shit. Once You Hear This, You'll Prefer The Previous Songs
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Picking Up The Sisters From Southern Alabama
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Our Bands Favorite Past Time is Beating The Shit Out Of Kids At Chuckee Cheese While High on Meth
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Mutant Cock Heart (Full Epemoum)
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Whoops, Spelled "Choke" Wrong. Who Cares? Are You The Grammar Retard Police? No? I Didn't Think So, So Fuck You, Cunt!
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Burger King Made My Ass So Fat I Can't Wipe Myself And Have To Use A Vacuum Cleaner To Suck Dingle Berries Out Of My Asshole
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Chock On My Cock Tim McGraw, You Think You Are A Southern Boy But You Are, In Fact, Just An Inbred City Slicker Who Enjoys Making Shitty Music and Getting Anally Blasted Full of Semen
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Women Who Endorse The #metoo Movement Are Just Afraid of Getting a Dick in the Cunt
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We Went On Jerry Springer So We Could Yell At Rape Victims
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One of These Songs is a Manowar Cover, Can You Guess Which One It Is?
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A 1,000 Page Double Spaced Document Dedicated to Telling all you Gay Retards To Fuck Off
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The Only People Who Don't Like Our Band Have Small Dicks And Have To Be Drip Fed Semen 24/7 In Order To Survive
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If You Think We Rushed This, We Got News For You: We Did, Because You're An Asshole And Not Worth Our Time
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A Message From Colonel James Crow b/w Jingle Bells as Played by an Autistic Down Syndrome Incest Rape Baby With Syphilis
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If Rape Was An Olympic Sport, We'd Get Gold Medals Every Year
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Don't Drop Your Guard (If You're Not Willing To Take A 3 Hour Shit, Then You're Not Willing To Live)
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Sitting On My Ass At Home, Writing Retarded Song Titles For A Shitty Grindcore Band Named Chainsaw Circumcision (This One's Called "The Mauler", Also Give Me Your Bank Account Info Or I Will Kill Your Entire Family)
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Arcade Fire Is Too Mainstream So I listen To These Two Retarded Howler Monkeys Playing Instruments
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The Ballad of Karen (Karen is the N-Word For Women)
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Southern Alabama Weather Report / The Passion of the Cleetus
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The Battle To Take Revenge Against the ATF For the Deicide of Cleetus
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The year is 2045. The southern United States lives under BLACK RULE. All white males are sissified. White women live to serve BLACK KINGS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to America's BLACK FUTURE.
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The Confession: If This Album Had A Rating, It'd Be Rated G Because We Are The Human Incarnation of God
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One of These Songs is a Manowar Cover, Can You Guess Which One It Is
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If You Think We Rushed This, We Got News For You We Did, Because You're An Asshole And Not Worth Our Time
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