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Your Shirt Says Hustler, But Your Face Says Faggot

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Where's Tonya?

Suggestively Big Mustache

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Beat That Bitch With A Treebranch

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You Drive A Mustang

The Guys From Korn And Slipknot Love To Circlejerk

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YOU Wrap Up The Garden Hose

Niki Is A Bitch

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You Wear Your Watch On The Back Of Your Wrist (You Pseudo Classy Faggot)

Cho's My Bro

Your Fault

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Discharge Of My Overly Fucked Fetus

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Radical Dissection

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Queefgasm

Beaten To Death With A Stillborn

Abdominal Panniculectomy

Danza Slap

May I Take Your Order

How Could Anyone Love You

You're Just Gay

You Treat Him Like Shit And We Hope You Get Raped

You Can Only Get Bad Head From Fat Chicks